While a lot of progress has been made taking vibrating love toys from sounding like a farm tractor to more of a microwave hum, there is still a certain amount of noise that comes with any motorized sex toy.
Thankfully, there are many ways to make your vibrations more discreet.
1. Place it under your bed
One of the most classic ways to hide a vibrator is to simply place it under your bed. This will help to muffle any noise and also makes it much more difficult for anyone to snoop through your bedroom. Alternatively, you can also place your sex toys in between the box spring and mattress to further conceal them.
Another great way to mask the sound of your sex toy is by using mood music to cover up any sounds it may make. Depending on how quiet your toy is, this can actually be quite effective and help you to achieve maximum pleasure without it being detected by other people.
Finally, you can also try using a pillow to absorb any sounds from your sex toy. This is especially useful if you have a larger or more acoustic vibrator as the pillow can effectively muffle any sounds it may produce.
In addition to the above tips, Fleming recommends ensuring that your toy is always clean after every use and that you store it in a safe and secure location away from prying eyes. She also advises against using a vibrator in the bath or shower where the sound could potentially be picked up by other members of the household. Finally, she reminds us all to always remember to use lube when using a vibrator as it helps to increase arousal and is therefore essential for full enjoyment.
2. Cover it with a towel
While major strides have been made in taking vibrating love toys from sounding like a farm tractor to whisper quiet, no one is going to deny that sex toys still produce some buzzy noise when they’re in operation. If you’re in a situation where you need to quietly masturbate and don’t want your roommates or the neighbors to hear, simply covering your vibrator with a towel can be an easy solution.
Just make sure that the towel is not too tight or too cold, as both can cause irritation to your skin. Ideally, you’ll want to wrap the vibrator in a soft and fluffy towel that is body temperature, or at least slightly warm. If you’re using a clit sucking vibrator, it’s especially important to cover the opening to prevent anyone else from hearing the sexy sounds coming out of it.
Another trick that can work well is to put your vibrator in the shower or tub with you, as this will act as a natural noise filter and drown out the sound of it’s vibrations. This can be especially useful if you live with other people in the house and need to do some uncensored self-love, but it’s also a great way to enjoy your toy in the privacy of your own bathroom or shower without any worries!
3. Cover it with a blanket
There is nothing less sexy than feeling like your housemates are listening to you enjoy a little self-pleasure. Even though great strides have been made in taking vibrators from sounding like farm tractors to whisper quiet, they still make some noise which can carry through thin walls. So how can you enjoy a little play time without having to worry about the neighbors or your roommates?
One of the best ways to mask your vibrator’s noise is to cover it with a blanket. This not only muffles the sounds of the engine, but can also add a nice texture for your pleasure. You could even use a weighted blanket which can help absorb the vibrations. This is a particularly effective technique if you live in a small apartment or dorm room as it will help absorb the sound of your sex toy and keep it from carrying into other rooms.
Another way to mask the sounds of your vibrator is to turn up the music! Not only will this help set the mood but it can drown out any sounds that your toy may be making. If you don’t feel like blasting your favorite sexy tunes try playing white noise or looped rain soundtracks which can be equally sexy and help to mask the sounds of your vibrator.
4. Cover it with a jelly sleeve
While great strides have been made in taking vibrating love toys from sounding like farm tractors to sounding more like the hum of a microwave, they are still motors and engines do produce some noise. Even the quietest vibrators have a decibel level that may carry into your bedroom where other people are sleeping or your living room where your mates are watching Lord Of The Rings again.
Luckily, there are several ways you can muffle your vibrator to enjoy discreet masturbation. One of the most simple is to use a pillow between you and your vibrator. This not only muffles the sound but can add a nice soft feel to your toy!
You can also try covering your vibrator with a thick blanket to absorb some of the buzzing sounds. This works especially well with clit sucking vibrators! Another option is to cover your toy with a hollow extender to add nubs and a different feel to your electric love toy.
Lastly, you can always wear panties over your vibrator to help mute the sound and give you a hands-free vibe. This can be a good idea when you want to use your vibrator in the bath or shower where it is easier to hide without causing any commotion! Of course, if you do this it is important to wear a condom to ensure your toy does not carry any germs from your orifices into other partners or your home!
